ahh yes... nothing but the great outdoors... and debate
If you were to flip open the dictionary and lookup the word busy, you’d find a picture of Alex next to the definition. Seriously, the man has “bathroom breaks” scheduled in his daily planner (he used to not include them in his planner but embarrassing situations arose at school). He is involved in more things than you can shake a stick at. From Speech & Debate, to a variety of sports, to underwater basket weaving, Alex is a renaissance man of sorts. Amazingly enough, Alex finds enough time to share his writing and reporting talents with Resurrection Youth Ministry’s newsletter staff. As lead interviewer for “The Teen Testament”, Alex manages to secure interviews with some of the most sought after students and parishioners at Resurrection. His secret? You didn’t really think I was gonna tell you… did you?
More to come…
Still more to come…
I make this purple look goooood...
Sarah is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. In fact, she accidentally stepped on a snail on the way to school one day and felt so awful that she decided to make it up to all the other snails in her yard. As an act of contrition, she decided to put on a small backyard production of Disney’s “Beauty and Beast”. Everything was going swell until the stunt double for Lumiere forgot to show up in the second act. Things really started ‘falling apart’ when the ‘fake snow’ (iodized salt) began falling on the set and onto the snail audience. Let’s just say Sarah still weeps to this day when she sprinkles salt on anything she eats.
I hear there's a Jonas brothers signing going on here today...
Elaine was once thought to be a mythical creature that only came out when
Patrick’s motto in life is: if it’s not there when I come back for it, it probably wasn’t worth it anyway. Through this seemingly simple but actually profound inspiration, The LoFT now has it’s very own ‘lost & found’ receptacle… affectionately referred to as the ‘Patrick Box’.
Wait… is that Fred… SMILING?
By: gotjukies on July 30, 2008
at 10:40 pm
why yes it does look like i am smiling cuz…liek zomg i luv hillary duff so much <3.
By: Fred on July 31, 2008
at 2:56 am
WOW. Wow Fred haha…I’m totallly going to remember this. If I had a colored printer I’d print this, and put this in my scrapbook…*sigh* Hilary Duff, Hilary Duff…
So which members is this for, all youth members?
By: Jo(anna) on August 14, 2008
at 11:31 pm
Yep. For all youth members…
…soon as I get the photo consent form back that is
By: gotjukies on August 15, 2008
at 1:13 am
oh yeah! Anthony’s 18…
By: Jo(anna) on August 15, 2008
at 2:12 am
Joanna is happy.
By: Joanna on August 23, 2008
at 11:14 pm
Jon’s profile isn’t nearly as embarrassing enough.
Not, of course, that mine needs to be that way. at all.
By: Nicholas on September 9, 2008
at 1:14 am
Nick, you realize that by calling me out…
Your profile is going to be extra good…
*insert sinister (or Austin Powers) laugh here*
By: gotjukies on September 9, 2008
at 3:57 pm
Mine is win. Internets amount of win.
By: Nicholas on September 10, 2008
at 2:09 am
Win maybe. But you still can’t has internets amounts of cheezburger.
By: gotjukies on September 10, 2008
at 2:14 am
Wow. Great biographies Jon, love my bro’s, right on the mark. All the others are spectacular as well.
By: Matt on September 10, 2008
at 6:12 pm
Matt, don’t think your kind words will spare you from the same brillance… or wrath… however you choose to look at it. Mwahaha….
By: gotjukies on September 10, 2008
at 6:35 pm
yay!!! nick’s was awesome!!! i didn’t get a winnie the pooh reference . . . .
By: Kathleen on September 10, 2008
at 6:43 pm
It was only because I was running dry on inspiration… that’s what happens at 2am…. and I saw the Pooh shirt he has on in his picture…
By: gotjukies on September 10, 2008
at 6:51 pm
HAHA. I enjoyed the imagery I got from the tight-tights in Nick’s bio. He’s so cool.
By: Joanna on September 11, 2008
at 9:54 pm
I approve of these people. Give them money
By: God on September 12, 2008
at 8:50 pm
Can I have your autograph God?
By: Nicholas on September 17, 2008
at 10:01 pm
That depends on your behavior young man. If I gave them out willy-nilly then they wouldn’t be worth quite as much, now would they?
By: God on September 17, 2008
at 11:03 pm
Heheh. God is cool.
By: Jo(anna) on September 19, 2008
at 9:15 pm
hmm…”willy-nilly.” I heard that from Jonathan once…Jonathan should get his words cited xD.
By: Jo(anna) on September 19, 2008
at 9:16 pm
Thank you my child, I always considered myself “cool”; it pleases me that you have reached a similar consensus.
By: God on September 19, 2008
at 10:11 pm
you guys make me happy . . .
By: Kathleen on September 19, 2008
at 10:33 pm
@Kathleen:
But you’re always happy… Except when people don’t understand what it means to be cathartic
By: gotjukies on September 19, 2008
at 11:07 pm
By: Kathleen on September 19, 2008
at 11:22 pm
I dun’t get it..she learned a new word today?
By: Nicholas on September 19, 2008
at 11:49 pm
no, but i used the word cathartic on thursday, and then was trying to explain it to melly with jonathan making fun of me the entire time
By: Kathleen on September 20, 2008
at 12:12 am
Wha…wha….what?!?!
ME? Make fun of people?
By: gotjukies on September 20, 2008
at 12:10 pm
Perish the thought
By: Nicholas on September 20, 2008
at 2:58 pm
yes.
By: Kathleen on September 20, 2008
at 4:22 pm
Well, since you put it THAT way
By: gotjukies on September 20, 2008
at 4:27 pm
I want a bio sounds like fun
By: Alex on September 20, 2008
at 5:09 pm
Ahh yes Alex…. you are next in line my friend… now if only I can find a picture of you….
By: gotjukies on September 20, 2008
at 5:19 pm
I can take one of him at school (his natural element). bwhahahahahaha
By: Nicholas on September 20, 2008
at 5:57 pm
wow. . . d’you mean natural habitat? hehehe Familie Noronha, Genus Alex
By: Kathleen on September 20, 2008
at 11:18 pm
I seriously don’t have any shots of Alex. I just went through my whole Flickr account…
By: gotjukies on September 20, 2008
at 11:21 pm
I’d get lost in there!
By: Nicholas on September 21, 2008
at 1:32 am
Jonathan… take a look at my facebook account. My profile picture of me at Denali National park is pretty cool
By: Alex on September 21, 2008
at 12:20 pm
Don’t worry Alex…. I’ve got you covered. Today. At SNL.
By: gotjukies on September 21, 2008
at 12:46 pm
awwww.
By: Kathleen on September 21, 2008
at 1:42 pm
i love ariana, alex, and gary’s bios. very good, very informative
By: Kathleen on September 23, 2008
at 11:10 pm
i know who god is . . .
By: Kathleen on September 23, 2008
at 11:13 pm
@Kathleen:
RE: Bios
Sorry, I think you forgot to take your Ms. Sarcastro superhero suit off.
By: gotjukies on September 23, 2008
at 11:23 pm
Sorry for not being available last week everyone, Lindsey and I should be able to attend this Sunday
By: Nicholas on September 23, 2008
at 11:24 pm
I never knew that about Arriana!
By: Nicholas on September 23, 2008
at 11:32 pm
i love that my bio is jiberish.. it makes feel feel unique
and jonathan ditch the pic… it looks like i have sharpie marks all over my forehead lol
By: alex on September 24, 2008
at 12:16 am
i’ll do a picture retake at the bbq this sunday (is it this sunday or next)
By: alex on September 24, 2008
at 12:18 am
Fine fine fine….
Done.
BTW, have you heard of a TV show called “Everybody Loves Alex”?
By: gotjukies on September 24, 2008
at 12:27 am
This Sunday. I’ll bring a football.
By: gotjukies on September 24, 2008
at 12:36 am
I was reading this awesome passage, Lev. 11:6-8…its pretty awesome.
By: Nicholas on September 24, 2008
at 2:50 am
@Nick:
Now I know why Catholics ’struggle’ with the Old Testament
By: gotjukies on September 24, 2008
at 6:07 pm
nope, i’ve never heard of the show
what’s it about?
By: alex on September 24, 2008
at 6:49 pm
@Alex:
I was trying to make a reference to the show “Everybody Loves Raymond” because Fred and I thought you looked like Ray Romano in that picture on the members page.
It was a poor attempt at humor.
By: gotjukies on September 24, 2008
at 6:54 pm
HAHAHAH I GET IT NOA
By: Nicholas on September 24, 2008
at 8:58 pm
i love youth group . . .
By: Kathleen on September 24, 2008
at 9:28 pm
ohhh… i get it
ha ha ha
By: alex on September 24, 2008
at 11:28 pm
yeah ray romano does kinda look like me in that photo
By: alex on September 24, 2008
at 11:30 pm
I <3 you too…
By: Youth Group on September 24, 2008
at 11:55 pm
hehehe thanks
By: Kathleen on September 25, 2008
at 1:25 am
jonathan you need to update this . . .
By: Kathleen on October 25, 2008
at 10:40 pm
I dare say, this need be updated!
By: James Bond on November 7, 2008
at 12:19 pm
Geez….next thing, you guys’ll be clamoring for Barabbas…
Ok ok, the crowds have spoken. I’ll get on it.
By: gotjukies on November 7, 2008
at 1:53 pm
muahahahaha yes, bow to peer pressure
By: Kathleen on November 7, 2008
at 4:48 pm
yo james..quantum of solace better be good!!
By: Fred on November 7, 2008
at 7:34 pm
When is that due out anyway?
And who’s the Bond chick in this one? Not that I really pay attention to that stuff or anything…like that….
By: gotjukies on November 7, 2008
at 7:37 pm
like, 2-3 weeks
By: Nicholas on November 7, 2008
at 8:17 pm
oh. my. god. whoever writes these things is some kind of twisted genius.
By: Kathleen on November 8, 2008
at 11:24 pm
You mean genious?
By: Nicholas on November 16, 2008
at 3:27 pm
What about genus?
By: gotjukies on November 16, 2008
at 3:36 pm
desist trying to confuse me . . i spelled it correctly and i know it
By: Kathleen on November 16, 2008
at 4:19 pm
hahahahahha
By: Anferny on November 17, 2008
at 12:24 am
What the? Anne-Funny? Coooooooooooo
By: gotjukies on November 17, 2008
at 12:34 am
wow, has anthony ever even been on the blog before? what a momentous occasion!!
By: Kathleen on November 17, 2008
at 8:28 pm
yaaay sarah!!!
By: Kathleen on November 19, 2008
at 9:44 pm
oh lord.
a) thanks for changing my picture
b)alex’s is quite hilarious
c) i reread gary’s, and it STILL makes me laugh, out loud, hysterically
By: Kathleen on November 24, 2008
at 11:14 pm
Ok, if Kathleen posts a fourth consecutive comment in a row, I fear the universe may come to a catastrophic end.
Because that would be a bad thing, I think, I am breaking it up…
By: gotjukies on November 24, 2008
at 11:23 pm
where’s geoff’s?!
i think that’d be a funny one. and I don’t like my picture : [
By: ariana on November 25, 2008
at 10:38 pm
Dude, I’ve been trying to juggle a bunch of things.
I don’t have a good picture of you cuz you haven’t been around much till lately
By: gotjukies on November 25, 2008
at 10:45 pm
actually . . .
its leviOsa, not levioSA
By: Kathleen on November 26, 2008
at 1:23 am
for ariana pics, look at the ones from the canned food drive, she’s got some funny/cute ones
By: Kathleen on November 26, 2008
at 1:24 am
Lol, there’s no more latin gibberish! Awsome, awsome!
By: Jo(anna) on November 28, 2008
at 9:05 pm
Ariana’s and Kathleen’s pic look cute
By: Jo(anna) on November 28, 2008
at 9:05 pm
DARN! Nicks picture makes me hungry for cookies!! No good!!
By: Jo(anna) on November 28, 2008
at 9:14 pm
jo, i think your picture still wins . . . he looked like this! what a photo, what caption
By: Kathleen on November 28, 2008
at 11:32 pm
i think geoff’s picture ownsss
By: ariana on November 29, 2008
at 10:44 pm
definately. . . he looks so evilly excited . . . or just ready to down a bunch of delicious marshmallows
By: Kathleen on November 29, 2008
at 11:23 pm
Don’t tell anyone but I was actually cooking the sweetbreads of Kathleen’s Guardian Angel. He is…was…rather rude.
By: Nicholas on November 30, 2008
at 12:51 am
underwater basket weaving!!!!!
yes haha
By: ariana on December 10, 2008
at 7:58 pm
why is there still a “more to come…” under my personal description?
By: alex on December 15, 2008
at 8:20 pm
Lol, i was going to ask the same. The descriptions are so cute xD
By: Jo(anna) on December 23, 2008
at 4:04 pm
Patience young padawans… once this nutty season is over (or when I’m sitting on a 14 hour flight) I will have plenty of time to embarrass everyone further.
Mwahahaha
By: gotjukies on December 24, 2008
at 1:22 pm
Dude, this isn’t embarrassing. this is Truth.
By: Nicholas on January 20, 2009
at 6:37 pm
\m/
By: Nicholas on March 19, 2009
at 2:43 pm
e.e new bios!
By: Kathleen on July 23, 2009
at 8:39 pm
lol Yay! new bios…
By: Jo(anna) on October 27, 2009
at 9:10 pm